New Business Card Printing Tech: MEAT!

David Rogers


In addition to book printing, we also do a lot of business card printing here at Advanced Print & Finishing, and are proud to say that we can produce cards in just about any style you can think of. Need your business cards embossed? Not a problem. Gold foil stamped? We can handle it. Have a Patrick Bateman-style list of specifications? Also no problem.

However, there is a new way to print business cards that we unfortunately are not prepared to produce: business cards made of beef jerky. You read that correctly, the most delicious cards ever made – perhaps the only delicious cards ever made.

But if you do have a hankering for cards made of meat (and why wouldn’t you after learning they exist?), you can head over to the aptly named The company currently uses a pay-what-you-want model, so the price of your business cards (and/or snack) is up to you.

It should be noted that technically there is no printing going on here. Not only does this make it easier to avoid eating ink, it also makes us feel a little more comfortable in not providing the service. Instead, your information is etched into the jerky via a laser. That previous sentence is one I never thought I’d type.